décembre 15, 2003

the mysterious bedside box.

some unidentified benefactor just sent our office an erotic toolkit.

that's an EROTIC toolkit. not an erotic TOOLKIT. abandon all fantasies of penis-shaped wrenches right now.

it wasn't addressed to anyone in particular, and we have no idea who it's from. it contained:

  • edible vanilla-flavored massage cream
  • two bottles of "oil of love" massage oil (spice flavored and raspberry flavored)
  • a feather tickler
  • lube (oh, excuse me, "Love Liquid")
  • massage oil, unscented.

    so that appears to be our office's lone christmas gift. it's not chocolates, but, you know. it'll do. interesting gift choice with an added enhancement of mystery.

    i took the edible massage cream. i have some calluses on my elbows that need some attention.

    Posted by shivery at décembre 15, 2003 02:49 AM
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