mars 19, 2004
mousezilla
my mouse is dash cunning. it's been five days since i laid out the mouse post-its, and he has continually avoided them. he has pulled the challah bait from their centers and gluttonously chowed on them. he has made a mockery of my kitchen counter and eaten half a loaf of bread. he has rattled the plastic bags beneath my sink and made for an interesting night's sleep for my charming and lovely houseguest.
when i said that this was war, i wasn't kidding. time to pull out the big guns. if only i knew what they were!
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