SO, graham norton...

so, on thursday, biscuit and flex and i are going to see a taping of graham norton. now, as you may or may not be aware, graham norton's show is very interactive--lots of audience participation is encouraged. in accordance with this, all audience members are asked to fill out a questionnaire...and let me just put this out there now: if i have a deep secret about myself that i've never told anyone, i'm certainly not going to start with the audience of an international television show.
though i'll certainly cop and tell you that yes, if all you're looking for is the hairline and a goatee, my boyfriend DOES look a little bit like john malkovich. but no, he's not going to be joining us at the taping.

and neither are flex and ful's siegfried and roy costumes--both white and sequined clothing are expressly verboten for audience members.
alas!
so much for my plan to wear a full sequined bodystocking.