write this

okay. i'll admit it. i'm territorial (shock! horror!). even when it comes to my damn job. so when someone says that they really just have to ask me to let them proofread everything i write for their office before i post it because i'm , you know, prone to mistakes and make the company look bad, it PISSES ME OFF. why? well, partially because i triple check everything. and, frankly, i like to think i'm a good little writer. AND, because this is for the INTERNAL NEWSLETTER. a daily human interest story to keep morale off sewer level. and, quite frankly, all the higher ups, most people in this godforsaken place LOVE my goddamn ticker stories. they think they're the best way to start the morning, and that they've gotten so much better since i started writing them.

so for some dipshit in illinois to start questioning my copywriting capabilities makes me want to go throw things very, very hard.