with dream girls like these, it's no wonder we both like men.

trusilvr: "You have selected hot librarian who will say "It's too quiet in here. Can you make me scream?" Then suggestively put three hole punch in her mouth and invite you to come see her chinese love basket, waterbed covered with baby oil and twin sister. She will show you tricks she learned in ancient Chinese wedding night rituals until you are blinded with pleasure."

agent delicious: "You have selected American woman with tongue that can tie cherry stem in knot wearing skimpy field hockey skirt who will come on to you in Museum of Natural History, reptile exhibit "like wet grass on a white sneaker." American woman will rip off everything but her jetpack, invite you to lick peach cobbler off her stomach, then work her magic until you suffer from delusions of being an ancient Roman emperor."