avril 24, 2003

footnote

i'm starting to formulate a theory...and that is that the piscean gods are angry with me. and that they are out to get my feet. consider the evidence:

1. last sunday, the mysterious gimping of the right foot began. no cause, no discernable reason, just horrifying pain and eight days of limping.

2. and on the seventh day, she bought a pair of sexy new shoes. and promptly gouged massive welts into the heels of her feet. with which we are still coping. slow recovery brought to you by neosporin, waterproof first aid tape and very large bandaids.

3. i dropped a knife this evening while cutting up some chicken. missed impaling my foot by about 18 mm.

conspiracy? you be the judge.

Posted by shivery at avril 24, 2003 07:26 PM
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