we all scream for...

mmm...ice cream...mmm...no airconditioning in office building...mmm...98 degrees in the shade.

yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's the first ridiculously hot snap of the season, and i've just returned from an office field trip to get some ice cream. mine is pistachio and it's the most beautiful, bilious shade of green. so welcome on this day of madness.

it's been truly horrendous--weeks and weeks of having NOTHING TO DO, i am given a huge project today that absolutely positively has to be done by tomorrow. today, of all days, as my brains ooze out my ears from the heat and the hangover and the overwhelming evidence that i have a bright and shining future as a homewrecker...it's a mess. but, i got as much of it done today as i can reasonably manage, and i think i'm going to run home and buy my ass an air conditioner. yeah!

mmmm....freon...pistachio...brain...banker...