friday funhouse

what my inbox gave to me, ten minutes before the end of the working day:

"I note that guides for Johannesburg and Durban are now on line. I must express disappointment though that the material is absolutely void of value. South Africa is one of the countries that could most benefit from a dynamic on line guide and yet, we cannot seem to get but the most rudimentary information posted.

shivery, in the meantime, I would think that even a few hours spent surfing the net with existing information would allow us to post more than the drivel that I seen on our site.

This portion of our site is embarrassing. B, can you not see what is on line in our other guides and does this not give you any clues about the kind of information your office needs to submit? It is not as difficult as you all are making it to be.

signed, super-super-honcho-man (the one of whom i'm so afraid.)"

happy fucking weekend, everybody. yeah, i'm totally ready to rock. seriously. that just clinches it.