novembre 07, 2002
yeah, doc.
have i mentioned that i hate my doctor? yeah, that feeling was only intensified after being made to wait in his fucking foyer for more than an hour whilst listening to spanish TV at obscenely high decibels, all for a five minute consultation that consisted of:
him have you lost any weight?
me no.
him have you quit smoking?
me no.
him have you been to an ob/gyn?
me no.
him have you been having sex?
me no.
him have you been having any chest pains?
me no.
him have you had a blood test recently?
me no.
that was it. i got my prescription and left. and i know that typed out, it doesn't quite convey the horror that was the appointment. honestly. that man makes me feel lower than a bug and i feel that's somehow not right. you know?
anyhoo. off for lord of the rings and other goodness.
Posted by shivery at novembre 7, 2002 05:29 PM