six things i (don't really) hate about...

number one: i have decided that i am going to take up the violin. i have borrowed one from a friend and have both warned the roommate and resolved to find myself some sort of instructional tome to teach myself the basics. it's very strange. i was messing with it last night, just to see if i could get noises out of it, and it felt so completely alien in my arms. and i spent the entire time trying to remember: did the guitar feel this weird when i first picked it up? i wish i could remember.

number two adjectives that describe my prowess at laser tag: abysmal. horrid. horrendous. awful. embarrassing. tragic. God, i love that game.

number three did you know that judd nelson is narrating a program on the learning channel about sleight of hand? my, how the mighty have fallen.

number four i find it hard to have sympathy for the malaise and other dysfunctions of someone who doesn't appear to be speaking to me, even when i speak first.

number five in six days, my ass is going to be on a plane to cancun to escape the nasty assness that is poised and ready to eat this city after today's little spate of gorgeousness disappears.

number six on distilling your vision of the future using television characters as role models: sydney bristow+lorelai gilmore=shivery when she grows up. it's all very simiple, really.

happy monday, if such a thing is possible.

i think i'm still caffeinated from yesterday.

wheeeeee! beep.