juin 24, 2004
five things that got my attention on the internet today.
1. the college application i wish i'd written
2. mary kate and ashley's health tips. consider for a moment that most of these tips are meant to inspire pre-teen girls to lose weight (or, as my stepmother once told me 'maintain'). go on. consider. and we're surprised to find out one of them has an eating disorder?
3. if you live in the boroughs, this is going to sound awfully familiar. and the jingle--it has WORDS! who knew?
4. occasionally, there is justice. because i'm a humanitarian, on behalf of these guys i hope it at least bathes once in a while. and doesn't insist on calling them 'bitch.' well, maybe just once.
5. some of these are creepy, but oh how i enjoy.
dude, our english teacher in high school read us that essay before we did our college applications. talk about knowing you'll fail before you start!
Posted by: kate at juin 24, 2004 02:39 PMAh, thanks for reminding me of that essay. I also saw it beofre writting my college essay, and BOY was it hard to be original after reading that.
Posted by: Jason at juin 24, 2004 04:10 PMMister Softee.....um.
Why do I have this incredibly uncomfortable sense of foreboding about next summer?
soon you too will know the joy of mister softee. bwa ha ha !