I KNOW they're so young and squishy. Also, my boss guilted me into hugging ours goodbye and I was So Not There yet. Ew. Interns.

In what way?

They just...creepy-lookin'?

Perhaps I was a bit harsh. hee. Ours was just very wide-eyed and clingy and followed me everywhere and hovered, even when I was working and ignoring him, he'd stay there watching me. Shiv's might be different and more creepy than puppy-doggish.

mine is more the master of the thousand-yard stare that causes me to imagine he's calculating exactly how much force would be required to remove my nose from my face.

distressing.

At least he doesn't want to follow you to lunch every day and sit on your desk discussing the pros and cons of different electronic organizers. I'd take the face-eater over that.

sounds like someone has (had) a crush on jen

ordinarily I'd be all over that idea like white on rice, but he did it to other people too, I think he was just bored. next time I will make them into my coffee-fetching slaves and they'll think twice about hanging round my cube. Especially after I get the Doberman.

our intern is 18. i like her. she's friends with the olsen twins. how cool is that? how old does that make me feel? very.